- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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