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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What's your blood type? Red.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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