- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

No it doesnt..

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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