- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's worse than this That :(

[Set up] [No punch line]

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

homosexual rights to marriage

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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