- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What is the difference?

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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