knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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