What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Title IX

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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