homosexual rights to marriage

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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