- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

So one time there was this woman learning...

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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