What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

God is real.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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