- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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