Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

my gramma died

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops