Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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civil rights

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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