- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

why did the black guy die? cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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