A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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