If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

civil rights

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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