What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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