- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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u know whats a crime? rape

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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