- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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