What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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