- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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