whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

womens rights.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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