Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Women's Rights..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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outside your comfort zone

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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