- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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