- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What are annoying? Ads.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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