How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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