How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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