What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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