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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

[Set up] [No punch line]

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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