So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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what is 3+3= 8

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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