- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??