- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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