- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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