- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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