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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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