Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Caramel Boing.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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