Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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