- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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