- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Horse.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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