- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

A young baby died.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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