Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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