- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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