roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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PENIS lol

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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