- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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