There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

cory is gay

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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