One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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