- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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