You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Sarah Palin.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

How about that airline food?

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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