how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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The global news

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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