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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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