- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Yo Momma So Fat!

I named my son ps2 controller

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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