There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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