- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Your mom is so old she died

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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