Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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TELL

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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