A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Justin Bieber.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

you give like i give lomain

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Dwarf Shortage

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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