Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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sucks Syntax...

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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