Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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