How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

An Irishman walked out of a bar

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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