- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Your mother is average.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

knock knock whos there? nobody

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