What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What are annoying? Ads.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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