What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Sarah Palin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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