- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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