A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Knock knock. Its open.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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My Nan, that is all.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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