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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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