what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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No!

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Democracy.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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