What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

David Cameron

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

fridge

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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