Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

I just drank a cola.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

call me maybe.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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