- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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