- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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