- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

So a horse walks into a barn.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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