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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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men's rights activists

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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