- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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